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Nobody wants to
see your nudes
by accident.

Not your mum. Not your boss. Not the guy at the Genius Bar. NoodBank finds every nude in your library and hides them from your camera roll. Gone from the swipe, but still yours through a private door only you can open. Hand it over. Relax.

Get NoodBank $10. Once. Cheaper than the fallout.

Your camera roll is a minefield. One innocent "here, look at this photo" and… πŸ†πŸ‘πŸ’¦. We've all been one swipe away.

Here's the deal.

01 β€” FIND

It finds your nudes.

All of them. The ones you forgot about. Yes, those too. On-device AI, no scrolling through five years of brunch.

02 β€” HIDE

It hides them everywhere.

One tap. Gone from your camera roll, on every device. Hand your phone to literally anyone. Nothing to find.

03 β€” KEEP

And lets you actually enjoy them.

Browse, favourite the best, tag them by… whoever. Your private collection, finally sorted, so the good stuff's always a tap away. For whatever you need it for. 😏

We literally can't see your nudes.

No servers. No cloud. No account. We don't even copy them β€” the app runs on your phone and minds its own business. We couldn't snoop if we tried. (We're not trying.) Delete the app and your photos don't even flinch.

For everyone with
a phone and a secret.

The discreet. The collectors. The creators. The "please don't swipe left" crowd. If you've got a nude and a nosy friend, this is for you.

The honest FAQ.

Is this a little weird?

A little. Is it useful? Extremely. Everyone's got a few; nobody had a good place to put them. Now you do.

Do you really not see my nudes?

Correct. There's no server, no cloud, and we never copy your files. It all happens on your device. We made it impossible to peek on purpose.

What if I delete the app?

Your photos are completely untouched. NoodBank just points at the ones already in your library; it stores nothing but a few tiny preference files.

iPhone or Mac?

Both. One $10 unlock covers them.

$10.
Hand it over.
Relax.

One-time. iPhone & Mac. No subscription, no account, no judgment.